kayydoubleyou:

deviantart:

Watch what happens when Adobe Photoshop turns random strangers into ads while they wait for their bus.

I love this LOL

(via jhay6)

sodamnrelatable:

If I sleep too much, my parents complain.

If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.

If I eat too much, my parents complain.

If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.

If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.

If I go out too much, my parents complain.

I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.

(Source: turvada, via tinyteeeena)

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.